Contrary to what some might desire of this column, such as highlighting social inadequacies, championing Liberal gunk or promoting inanity for the sake of masking incompetence and browning one’s nose; well, this will never happen. However, should our beloved Über Führer wish it; ‘Can I warm your bed pan Sir’? He muttered while removing said lips from the inside of his master’s bellybutton, then the way of Jeremy Clarkson it goes. Surely that warrants another disclaimer block?

Alternatively, we could just repeat or regurgitated old jokes which you’ve all heard before. Such as; ‘I went to the zoo yesterday and to my surprise there were no animals, only a single dog. It was a Shih Tzu!’ Or; son asked dad what ‘gay’ means and dad replies that it means happy, to which the son asked; ‘Are you gay dad’? ‘No’ said dad; ‘I’m married’. (Don’t think about it too long).

Or err to ‘almost’ complete safety and try fruitlessly to convince billions that we are not alone. What with an abundance of methane found on Pluto recently we could get all jiggy and interestingly go scientific After all, it is obvious to anyone with half a brain that Pluto must have been ‘The Planet of the Cows’. (One cow farts more in an hour than a full Walmart cafeteria serving only baked beans).

Oh no, the ‘Great Conundrum’ is upon us, so we rant and put reality into perspective by highlighting the escalating deviance in power and the demise of competitive education with the ever increasing fit and healthy masses breeding kids up the ying-yang, with no means of supporting them – other than demanding the wholly appeasing better equipped to feed them, give them shelter and defend them. Now-now, who will begrudge a little nooky here and there, even if it means so many weeping into BBC and France 24 cameras bleating that their wives are 3 months pregnant having lived with absolutely no shelter or privacy, in the squalor of jungle migrant camps in Calais for 5 months? It sort of brings a whole new perspective to the trend of ‘dogging’.

‘This is life Jim, but not as we knew it’. A Marxist, a Marxist-Leninist and a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist took their seats in the European parliament; it was wonderful to see such a variety of attendees. Pseudo-equality ‘luvvie Illuminati ideology’ for self-inflated egos, cloaked narcissism and sex which champion morons NOT to better themselves. ‘How dare you say that? ‘Totally unacceptable. Vile!’ screams the BBC corridors, echoed by other infected media and almost all other clanspersons (Note: PC correct insert), but not the back page of ‘Bahrain This Month’ or Britain’s Daily Express, neither of which are owned by Murdoch (yet), so sit down at the back! This blind arrogant dismissal of all opposition has created a bubbling black-lash which will end in violent mayhem of catastrophic proportions.

Most of us are liberal, but not fascist rubber Trotskyites cloaked in sexually permissive totalitarianism which now has firm control over generations. History will label this era as ‘The Great Divide’ and whether religion or politics, this massive polarization is manifesting itself ever more volatile. Revolution or anarchy brought on by Liberals, a very dangerous so-called conciliatory movement steeped in emollient from the neck up and KY from the waist down.

Imagine Trump as President; we might see Russian troops sent to the U.S. as ‘peace-keepers’ – armed only with ‘plutonium teabags’ of course. Surely he will soon be bumped off by these so-called ‘peacefully passive’, loathing aggressive lefty Liberals with their pacifier removed.

It is all very well to pit videos of Obama’s forgiving retorts against Trump’s brashness of which the Internet is now full of. It only makes Trump stronger and Obama more wimp. Anti Trumper Hilaryites claim to be civilized passive (aggressive more like), but serial activists nonetheless and violent! Many passionately psychopathic, oozing charm as they pontificate that; ‘It is everyone one else’s fault but not ours’. Now where have we come across that before? The guilty get clean away nowadays, but factually, the majority of us feel there are no rights, thoughts or positive action for victims. Most support capital punishment but are not allowed to say it. Out of hand empathy is always directed at the perpetrator, molly coddled by warped human rights, brainwashed by agenda, unless of course the perp, mentioned Trump then it’s off to the Tower.

What was the covert back-hand fee for lamping Trump at his conventions my bruddah? Oh there is a lot more to come. The ludicrous rhetoric showered at Trump has him already instigating pogroms laced with heinous slaughter. We saw black people wading into Trump supporters with fists, course gob and boots blazing. Astonishingly whiter than white (Cough) Clinton and Bernie Saunders, both immediately took to the podiums and outrageously admonished Trump in every which way. They displayed the sincerity of Fred and Rosemary West or a ferocious female Black Window courting an impotent suitor while completely condoning the real violent culprits. What a farcical, (nodding as usual) face she made, but even her faithful dulled the applause because they were embarrassed by the reality. Wait! Then the other two Republican candidates jumped on the bandwagon. How can you trust politicians?


The January issue; so while we still can, let’s joyously wish everyone a ‘very Happy New Year’ before it is removed from society as offensive, being deemed ‘Politically Incorrect’ to reference the ‘Gregorian’ or dare it be said – Christian calendar as an entity (yes, the one named after Pope Gregory XIII in 1582). As yet it has not experienced too many tyrannical PC bashings, but it no doubt will soon enough despite such a tiny weeny minority not adhering to or recognizing it. Booooooo! ‘Donald, stop that’!

To the point; with Donald on the march, will it be a happy new year? A dilemma perhaps, because secretly so many outside of the pseudo Illuminati reluctantly agrees with some bits of Trump’s Politically Incorrect tirade. Seriously though if 9-11 was one big conspiracy, then the Trump Triumph smacks of ginormous collusion.

Concentrate on ‘real reality’ now, stop watching inane pap and start looking at the irony of our existence laterally. Forget OMG & LOL; December 2015 jerked the semi intelligent of the world into WW3 fears starting with ‘fearless’ Russia and um…. Turkey – and it wasn’t because a Turkish astronaut asked a Russian cosmonaut if he really wanted to live in a barren, lifeless landscape, to which the Russian replied; ‘No! That’s why we want a moon base’. It was an extremely nail biting incident which is by no means over, but the cowering silence from Europe is deafening as they er… lead us. Yet ‘ROFL’ (not), Trump (NATO for now) and Putin have never been closer.

A viral article by Bill Bennett of ‘Morning in America’ predicts Trump will be ‘accidentally’ topped (literally), long before he could ever become President because there are far too many dirty little fingers in the pot. Whacked by a colour-seeking ‘surface to hair missile’ perhaps? Imagine the fallout? Get in the queue Hilary and Jeb take your finger off that button.

Hilary is now desperately dolloped upon us daily by global degenerate media and deviant egotists in so-called democratic governments, just as they ‘dervishly’ Messiah’d Obama to one and all before. They incessantly project her as this ‘White Knight- Saint like’ philanthropist, but she has zero credibility with the American public at large. Then Trump caused the birth of ‘Saint Kardashian’ to be ignored completely. As yet, no Christians up in arms, but radicalized Jehovah Witnesses are refusing to take their fingers off door bells. Described as; ‘A painful and traumatic birth’ (don’t worry Kim; the baby will get over it), is anyone surprised, plopping a Saint out like that? Coming soon at Amazon; “The Gobspiel according to Saint Kardashian”? Wake up!

Until Trump highlighted widespread reality and ‘inadvertently’ put his foot right in it (the threat of which he never intends to carry out), we would have been bombarded with the latest gay extravaganza to be blown (hardly said the Bishop) out of all realms of credible objectiveness; bizarrely winning these concocted, meaningless awards on supposed content merit. The latest being “Carol” and yet another “I Broke My Back Up That Mountain Doing That” scenario. The film is about a woman who visits a department store; ostensibly to buy ‘Tridixagen’ but Carol (Cate Blanchett) refuses to sell it without a prescription, offering an alternative pleasure instead.

Social media has challenged pap media as it dares to mention the tide of discontent brewing.
Outside of the region, mainstream media ply migrant woes, but rarely if at all mention the daily occurrence of hundreds being blown up in neighboring countries or Africa. Of course, this is a ‘Catch 22’ Islamic problem which naturally most Muslims deny as being Islamic, but in reality only Muslims can sort out. Oddly, Trump seems aware of this, merely sounding a deliberate ‘smell the roses’ call but knows full well that a US Muslim ban is a ludicrous non-starter.

Because he’s loaded and doesn’t need them, the establishment hates The Donald as ‘all mouth (and certainly the…) trousers’. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with Hitler, killing of Jews, ostracizing decent Muslims or anything like, but the ‘political elite’ know full well that Trump is no joke and the woodwork is bursting with endless regurgitated clichéd ‘left’ media hate spew itself, which only strengthens Trump. Politically Incorrect, had Trump carefully re-phrased the real intention, he would have had the establishment scurrying and squeezing into their well-worn orifices in fear of his somewhat ‘reality’ rhetoric which has seriously exposed this den of iniquity which has ruled for so long. Good game!


Hollywood to the British Bumbastic Service, vehemently deny that sex and violence on our screens influence the public in anyway. “We are all far too intelligent for that”. What a crock! Then why do politicians use the media to campaign?

How on earth did Che Guevara protégé Jeremy Corbyn get elected then? Maybe he is a murdering psychopath just like Guervara which millions sickly worship. Unless another Illuminati conspiracy, what could have influenced this catastrophic debacle? It is all media sensation! Let’s vote for anyone called Jeremy, after the relentless media coverage of Jeremy Clarkson, who is more famous than World Wars or the Titanic? Guffaw all you like; this clan of pseudo Marxists in the vast media beyond, along with the well-worn BBC sphincters are twitching nervously, fearing that Donald Trump might get elected too. Don’t be surprised if the Democrats seriously consider putting blissfully unaware Republican Kim Kardashian up to counter.

Corbyn is living proof that suicide is fashionable. ‘Is that a nuclear deterrent in your pocket or are you having an election’? Nothing is ever straight is it – said the urologist. Furthermore, it could have been Tony Blair in a David Cameron mask making the speech at the recent Conservative Conference, demonizing both left and right. They all cave in to their massive egos and the vote. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up.

Decent people have lost their way; swamped by a minority of massively egotistical deviants who patronize and oppress the majority, turning Political Correctness into a religion of force as they control governments and the entire media. Meanwhile, Edmund Burke’s sad lot sat back and did nothing. (Burke apparently didn’t say it either, but we must have heroes).

Feeling had yet? Sardonic at best, having been likened to Jeremy Clarkson in many more physical ways than just gob, regally speaking, one should ascertain whether or not one believes everything one writes, or if one does it purely to get up one’s nose – are ‘YOU’ the chosen ‘ONE’ this month? But seriously, with several reports of the last page of this very magazine mysteriously disappearing at letter boxes, one suspects a BBC fatwa is at play. Just in case the CIA or GCHQ get wind of this article and decide to deploy the vanishing cream, let’s add an ‘Elephant to the room’.

To reiterate, the BBC is one great big cottage industry discriminately recruiting the likeminded. You are highly unlikely to get a job with this bastion of agenda unless you teasingly speak with a ‘lisp’ off microphone or are a member of the fur trade. Broadcast media in particular, are rife with this out-of-control control all across the European Union; dictated to by the least purchased paper of all, the piddly Guardian which endlessly pouts its own credence. This minority cartel of obliviously indoctrinated journalists along with barracudas in government have infiltrated every nook and cranny of society since suspected reptilian and covert Bolshevik ‘Arold Wilson crawled out from under his red bed in the late 60s.

Character assassination is endemic and permitted aimed at those who don’t eat the same cake, but you try and do it back. Example: “The million-plus fans who petitioned the BBC to recall Clarkson should be ashamed of themselves”, wrote journalist Christopher Stevens. A statement that is convolutedly acceptable! It’s also wholly contradictory, advocating (Burke’s) million to one minority rule. “Thankfully no racial slurs” (during the last Top Gear Programme) wrote another luvvy from the ‘hang Clarkson’ citadel. The comment was typically nasty and pointed. So it’s a racial slur if we try to teach pigmies ‘limbo dancing’ because it goes above their head. Of course, it’s Kosher to make fun of Clarkson’s colleague tiny Richard Hammond who turns into a three-legged midget when on Viagra.

Clarkson will never be knighted since he’s not spent time in paediatric wards or become a member of The Central Station Club in Kings Cross unlike so many of the rest of the BBC. Are we ever going to see that great Satan disbanded and all assets sold off? Ok, those in agreement stop shouting; ‘Clarkson for Prime Minister’. Donald Trump would be much better…………..Cough!

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