BEWARE OF GEEKS BEARING GIFTS – SEASON 1

UDATE 3: 24th NOV. 2012:  Zain Bahrain investigated deeper and responded to my requests to check the IMEI numbers of the erroneous calls made and the bogus SMS we supposedly received and responded to.  Bingo!  Not us.  A mighty BIG thanks to Ruzaina and indeed Khalifa who with great pains, sifted through the mess and removed all charges.  That is not the end of it though, they are still determined to get to the bottom of this.   Bahrain Telecommunications (Batelco) supposedly investigated for a few minutes and came to the conclusion that I/we had made the calls and responded to the the SMS thus closed the case.  Lightspeed removed the charge after a huge battle, but are still convinced I/we made the calls or sent the SMS.  AMEN…..or maybe not.  Read the story below.

UDATE 2:  4th NOV. 2012:   Zain Bahrain just confirmed – so far 2 of my mobile numbers fraudulently charged.  A total of 95 scam SMS supposedly received and replied to during the last month,  plus calls to Madagascar, which defeats Lightspeed’s assessment that I was physically responsible for the calls. (See below Scam 1).  Total value of the theft now amounts to not far short of BD 200 (Over US$ 500)   This is is so serious now, it is a war. 

 

Geek warning!  (See update 1:  03 Nov 2012 below). Today’s blog is about you and me getting fleeced daily by criminals using perfectly legitimate telecommunication channels.  For good measure, I’ll throw in Jimmy Saville’s name  – the Briish disc jockey who is thankfully being posthumously … um…. buried for  fixing his jimmy where he shouldn’t have. A distasteful man who I well described, if not warned about 40  odd years ago. Owz abaht that then..?  Unlike a Pakistani marriage, the two subjects are not related. I know, I normally rattle on about media corruption or corruption in the media and the occasional telecom rant, but bear in mind telecommunications is everything media, it carries media, it is a medium, so in this case, the two subject are related.

To get your hackles up and battle dress on, let me inform you that you and me are paying through the nose for thin air and legally being ripped off big time by crooks manipulating our everyday communication systems.  My household (IP based) telephone has been hacked with someone making extraneous calls and nobody wants to admit it.  It never rains, it pours and our mobiles have been raped too.

Here’s a scenario; you’ve just received a massive phone bill demanding you pay a stupid amount above what you normally pay per month, or you’ve just topped up your credit on a prepaid system only to find

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FINALLY FOR THE GEEKS – SEASON 2

As I have said before; calling granny on your phone is very different these days to the good old times of waiting for little mechanical or digital relays to  physically connect your calls on hard lines. Nowadays, what the geeks call 4G is not only different-to-air radio frequencies, but a virtual matrix and done by mirrors in the ether and we are nothing but little IP addresses (INTERNET PROTOCOL); which is why you can move a thousand miles away from your roots and still take your old loved and cherished telephone number with you – or indeed change providers/operators – or if they would let you and we had suitable phones, send text messages to a land-line handset or box (which nobody does yet as greedy telecos don’t think there is any money in it).

For sure, scamming has been going on for years and long before the Americans starting getting twitchy with huge telecom switch providers like the Chinese Heuwai , Geggyboy was not waxing so lyrical about it or indeed the caliber of those installing it.  Just ask any of the Batelco technical boys on on the platform. They are sick to death of me bleating about this or that.  I get shouted down loudly by many in the biz, dispelling my theory that any IP based system can be easily hacked at customer level, but they respond by saying that it is ‘unlikely’ and that I am a bit of donkey not knowing what I am talking about.  It is sort of like the default reaction when you hear the name ‘Geg Hopkins’ or you are unfortunate enough to meet me for the first time and have to endure my gesticulating.

All well and good, but my theory is that it is a doddle for the initiated to quickly hack a network.  For sure the FBI

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I LOVE ME

If you don’t want to read this little bit of self praise, move on to my post ‘GOD’S LIVING ROOM’ because that is a cracker. (Oh, sorry, that is more self praise. But so true).

A few weeks ago, I received a totally unintended innocent compliment, an observation that puts all frustration and often pent up anger to bed for a moment. A very discerning colleague who had no ulterior motive or even anything to do with production, audio, direction; not physically responsible within the creative arts per say, completely out of the blue suddenly said; You can tell that you did the Designer Shaik telephone system Geg’. ‘You can? I asked in complete surprise. ‘I’d forgotten about that system, but anyway, how’?

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GOD’S LIVINGROOM

Again I failed to make good on my updates. (telecom) I keep saying that I have articles written which only need proofing and I could post them, then sit back and let all the critics have a field day. Like Christmas, they are coming, like all the music I want to make – it is coming. For now though……………….. As a quick filler, here is a bit of a disguised telecom rant. If some of you do not understand the technical bits, don’t worry, just read between the lines and you’ll live longer

So many times I have said it – ‘I am a telecom man’! Not through choice, but by necessity and I support all telecom companies just as any loyal employee would their own industry. Especially if the telecom company keeps paying me money. I actually get on very well with telecom people, but sometimes I want to shake some art and creativity into them.

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HE WHO PAYS THE PIPER CALLS THE TUNE

Oh boy! Bahrain, what have you done?   Sadly such a lot of what you hear through media is sensational, ‘licensed journalistic’ fabrication…  and most all of what you ‘DON’T hear is more likely the truth.  Meantime: Telecom companies are the only ones to continue making a fortune out of personal misery as if they actually sponsor wars ***  Dubai thanks us for bringing it out of recession 15 years earlier than predicted *** Religion continues to be an instilled way of life rather than a belief  *** and we are all still being tortured by Radio Bahrain advertising.  End of blog!!!!

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   You want more?   Well ok, under Bahrain’s own National Action Charter of 2001 and in particular; ‘Chapter 1 – Forth Element’ I can almost say what I like about you and worse still, you can say what you like about me.  I do have some serious b*tches to get off my chest and most of it, if not all, concerns media.  Oh….  You know that already and the intimidated hate builds up.  The poor horse, that was so cruel.

Local Government controlled media is progressing in in leaps and bounds at the moment.   All due to the situation in Bahrain of course and at last, more of an interest has now been taken in it from the top, thus it has become a lot more open and somewhat more interesting. The rest of Gulf stays the same, yawn.

Professionalism wise, no improvement, but with time and training and a firm hand, Bahrain’s media could be great for a little Island, as it was back in the late 70s and early 80s.  Since then,

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WILL WISHING YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR CHANGE ANYTHING?

LIGHT YEARS OF SURPRISES – BUENOS AIRES

QATAR AIRWAYS TO BUENOS AIRES (September 2010)

*Revisited July 2014*

When some Mid U.S. based Facebook friends put out a plea for ‘an unusual, something different – more exciting, honeymoon’ idea, they probably received about 400 suggestions, 401 including mine then. I suggested  ‘Kabul’, but few take me seriously anyway.  Surprisingly, nobody came up with any place in South America either, not even Brazil’s Rio and the Copacabana.  To be honest, I never even thought about it.  As for Kabul, well it might shock rather than surprise you to learn that Afghanistan apparently has an active tourist board and according to recent BBC World Service documentaries I have been hearing, a woman whose name I did not catch has been revisiting her ‘beautiful city’, waxing lyrical that Kabul rocks. No bias there then? Afghanistan apart, one only needs to keep a bit of an adventurer’s open mind to assume there are still some very pleasant ‘surprises’ on the horizon where you don’t need a Humvy and a flack jacket. Looking from the Arabian Gulf this horizon can be a very long way away indeed especially if one thinks of South of the Equator and Argentina as a destination – where your bath water is supposed to run out clockwise. (Ask a pilot). Argentina!  Someone shouts and your mind probably goes blank for a minute, until you picture the football colours and Maradona. Then you think about Eva Peron, the Catholic religion and continue to rack your brains until you come up with corned beef. All those things are true, but you are in for one of the above-mentioned huge surprises if you have never been to Buenos Aires and decide to risk it. Of course, from a British perspective, if you say you are going to Argentina, the first thing your friends will say is; ‘Don’t mention the Malvinas’. Your next thought might be; ‘How the hell am I going to get there from here’? Read more

33 IS SEXY

The original article has been removed – now updated   (Draft 5 – 30th June 2010 )

With number portability about to be unleashed upon the nation of Bahrain, I am busy doing a multi piece on Telecommunications Companies in all their glory – so  WAIT!!

Talking about putting the cat among the pigeons, being able to strap your favourite, long time held, number to any of the providers is going to really set off a typhoon of incentives one hopes.  Imagine, you have a great ‘3333xxxx’ number, which you don’t want to lose but you don’t happen to like the provider; then simply port your existing number to a competitive carrier.  Of course, there has to be a catch coming for sure, nothing in telecoms is done without it being a potential honey trap; like  if you want a ’33’ number for example but you are not a Viva subscriber, then we might have to pay big bucks to get one from the original provider – or –  will all providers be able to issue any string.  Hmmmmm!  Deep and meaningless written like that, so read on.

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SAUDI A GO-GO – UNVEILED

I posted here some time back that Saudi was issuing 4 FM frequencies on a ‘Private basis. Well, you can read about it now.

It takes little imagination to understand the politics (or more like maneuvering) behind this, but the number of folk who asked me how I knew about this and completely dismissed it as my fantasy somewhat belittles my existence. Personally, I think it is the most positive move I have encountered in this area and hopefully will start some sort of avalanche throughout the region. I am not going to say how I knew, but enough to tell you that I know one very savvy guy involved.

Of course, it has yet to be seen just how professional the stations will be – or should we say -‘perceived as professional’.  I am not sure on this front, because I do know that it could take us by surprise. Like Radio Bahrain’s new offering, nobody expects the likes of the BBC standards because it is just not in the make up of the area. No, not the BBC, not XFM, not KISS, not Virgin (bless them) not anything like you might hear elsewhere.  The answer will be; ‘In keeping with the culture and rigid religious framework – what YOU perceive as professional in the West is not what WE perceive here’. That is just clichéd rapport and a ‘believed’ excuse Read more

RADIO SHAMBLES

(First posted – 2010 -  no longer current, but it is still accurate because history has um…er… repeated itself – Oh, and some have died )

NEWS-NEWS-NEWS!  


I don’t know what makes me think of the legendary King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, when I think of the radio authority in Bahrain and the distribution – or not -  of frequencies on this friendly – ‘Ich bin eine Bahraini’ island.

 

‘Must be the non reality of the legend, the ‘Once upon a time’ , the fantasy of it all, I really don’t know. Whoever can pull "Excrementbur" from the stone, gets to rule for a while; then heroically defends and protects from infidels; then goes out and conquers all around as far afield as Never Neverland.  Not without the help of trusty Knight Sir Lebalot though and faithful Queen Notalot.  Many battles are glorious and victoriously won without contest, except the very last battle in which they are eventually slain and miraculously buried in a non existent grave in an Abbey which millions visit every year to pay homage.  And we all live happily ever after. NOT! 

 

As if history repeating itself….. no… history does repeat itself, a new realm of so-called experts pop up and source their cadre from reputed hair dressing salons across the Island and never beyond – and it all starts again  – going absolutely nowhere.

 

STOP!  Before I get on my soap.  So what else has been happening up on Cedar Hill?   Well apart from our Lebanese friends continuing to ""sell dreams"" to the Gulf Arabs, someone convinced someone higher up to open up an new frequency.  They didn’t give it to me, despite my continuous lobbying for 400 years.

 

(To understand this rant if you are from far off places like – er.. Greenland, then you have to read all that goes before – and probably watch a few Youtube videos of Bahraini Parliamentarians complaining about the hiring of a Lebanese barber and friends to run the Radio and Television Corporation.)

 

FORBIDDEN FRUITS

Still no new ‘independent’ radio yet, although promised no more than 2,592 times. No wait!  2,593 times.  Hell, there is not ‘new radio’ at all, but there is a filling of frequency which perhaps  should be advertised with the picture of a farmer standing next to a new, fancy dung spreader. Bless! I suspect, although I don’t really know who thought of it, but it might of been an idea, nay the only idea from a good man, a very nice man who cannot be mentioned here, who meant good.  Sadly though, ultra deluded, put his faith in a void. I don’t know how much Sir Lebalot had to do with it, but it will never succeed with the present management.  Of course, on-line alternatives abound beyond reality, subsidized in most cases by their FM parent, so while we wait for our own bouquet of chancers we can all enjoy the new pastime of………. guessing which half of the world’s web sites have been banned.  The ‘UK Lottery’ is one, but it comes and goes. 

 

Since Bahrain really hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons in 2011, web site access has improved as much as it has become restricted.  At least now, if one Googles Bahrain, there is plenty to read.  Whether many noticed at the time, the holier than thou ‘Bahrain Fair’  got whacked, but by the time you complain or explain, the Fair has long gone. Maybe someone on the hill thought they might be selling those Chinese gossamer film hymen kits that squirt a little red dye as she screams ‘OH GOD"!!!    Of course, shhh!  We know why. There must be a tab that reads; "ABOUT BAHRAIN" and contained within is an innocent description of the lovely people of this sand dune and their leanings. Great for Tourism isn’t it?  A corporation, a tour company or whatever, so proudly puts up a web site and a tab; ‘about Bahrain’ and you click on it and there is no content.  I have actually seen this on some Government sites and always wondered why it contains um!  er!  ‘nothing’.  That in itself leaves stacks of material for the comedians. 

 

Where was I?  Oh yeah! ‘Debbie Does Duraz’  (A village in Bahrain) type highly educational sites are classified just the same way, so without tricks, you ‘aint gonna get off on it.  Even ‘Google Translate’ gets whacked at times, so you cannot look up words like ‘imbecile’, to find a suitable description for the bigots who insist of this pointless exercise.  I don’t believe it, I KNOW IT… You make something mysterious and more want to know. Besides, banning something is a very very good way to recruit followers.

 

 

ONE MAN SACK RACE

 

It is often so hard to fathom or even believe the perceived solutions some of these vacant administrators come up with. Orbit Satellite channel is now Showtime and the Showtime Network is now Orbit and branded under the stunningly creative name ‘OSN’ (Orbit Showtime Network) . I bet nobody can guess what that means.  Creative genius!  (At least the unbelievably named ‘MTC’ [Mobile Telephone Company] eventually filled their lobotomy  hole and came up with ‘Zain’, which predominantly means ‘good’ in Arabic).  How OSN managed to persuade those on the hill to sweep and kill millions and millions of IP addresses in order to ban just one or two used by three or four naughty boys who give out ‘Dreambox’ codes is dubiously dodgy to say the least. I don’t care what the weirdest of nerd or nun says in its defense; IT SLOWS DOWN OUR INTERNET to a stand still at times – let alone block zillions of legitimate sites. All because of a bunch of privileged opportunists losing a few dollars of their billions.  If OSN gave back to the community, produced quality ‘original’ local material or even financed or nurtured the art in any miniscule way, I and millions of others might have a grain of sympathy. Seemingly dominated by Lebanese operators with Saudi money, I am pretty sure we can find a few hypocritical ethics slithering around the surface.  I loathe the BBC, which has been nicknamed the ‘Bombay Broadcasting Corporation’, but there is no denying it has consistently contributed to the creative arts; probably second only to Murdoch’s Fox Network.

 

 

YOU SHOW ME YOURS’ AND I’LL SHOW YOU MINE

Funny enough, I heard a good line today from my good Bahraini in-the-know friend and confidant  while talking about the Lebanese onslaught.  He too, said that they (Lebanese) are somehow brilliant at selling dreams to the Arabs, but then you wake up; outside your house – naked.

Ostensibly showing some action on the hill among what must be a growing lobby of complaints, one of the old frequencies which used to carry news feeds is being turned into a pop ‘Youth station’  (launch  February 15th, 2010).  So do we have Sir Lebalot and brethren against brethren, because for sure they  have more than a couple of hands in it , but are fronting it as Bahraini.   That is the story today, but how someone can set up a real radio station with ”””new””’ DJ’s (from where) and get everything organized in 2 weeks is pretty spectacular.  Oh but then, Bahrain is bursting at the seams with creative ultra professional  talent, or deluded, so we are led to believe. But that is what is happening and they are selling radio advertising space already.   By the way, if you are over nine and half years old, you will be banned from listening.

 

‘Al Shabab’ FM (Youth in Arabic) was designed primarily to counteract  ‘Group Plus’ who are the  current monopoly running the monopoly, legally destroying an entire industry, rendering all competition and fair trading totally extinct.  Oh don’t worry, if Al Shabab lasts (I cannot see it myself), as new administrations come,  it will surely get swallowed by Group Plus or their mentor as incompetence and palms prevail.  Why again I have such thoughts I really cannot fathom, but the quaint old English phrase ‘Honour among thieves’ comes to mind, but obviously takes on a new twist here,  Besides, when this heinous contract is up in 2012, it will be renewed without objections being considered, or even heard and our cedars will NOT leave that on off the new contract.

Krazy Kevin is not only on the English 95.6, I have heard him on the Hindi channel as well.  Could he be doing a filler on Youth too?   I wonder, is David Bloomer (he who was snatched in a dingy type yacht thing and sent  to entertain the troops in Iran recently) looking for a spinning spot back? With his new found notoriety and his challenging music choice this could be a scoop for the new channel.  They will have to contract him and pay him handsomely as all famous stars enjoy – and he is ‘famous now’ – he’s been mentioned outside of Bahrain.  So Dave, settle for nothing less than a 3 year contract and a total package of Four Million Lebanese Pounds (if they ask). 

 

To the current regime this represents CHANGE!!!!!!!!!  There has to be change.  It is like the old tasteless wartime concentration camp jokes.  "Today is underwear changing day!  (Loud cheer).  Block 13 will change underwear with block 14"

 

Alas, this new station will emulate Radio Sawah it seems, except perhaps the heavier and no doubt more prolific M.Fkr content?

 

It is going nowhere folks!

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